Month: March 2005

I Still Have Dish Soap

Remember that time back in college when you ran out of soap but you really needed a shower? You know the time I’m talking about, right? The time when you used the shampoo because it was all you …

Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh

Old Mac Donald had a farm Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh And on tha- “Mommy, what does Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh mean?” “It doesn’t mean anything.” And on tha- “But it’s in the song.” “Yes, but it doesn’t mean anything.” “Then why is it in …

Melaka

Melaka was a hoot. It’s a very touristy place, in sharp contrast to Ipoh, which was just a back-water town. In Ipoh, my friends dragged me around to all their favorite haunts and tried to pass me off …

Watcha Gonna Do When They Come For You

My neighbor’s son got arrested the other day. I didn’t know what was going on. I was trying to take a dump. (You know… poop.) I had created a nice pleasant environment, one that would encourage the relaxation …