Month: March 2005

I Still Have Dish Soap

Remember that time back in college when you ran out of soap but you really needed a shower? You know the time I’m talking about, right? The time when you used the shampoo because it was all you… Read More


Old Mac Donald had a farm Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh And on tha- “Mommy, what does Ee-Eye-Ee-Eye-Oh mean?” “It doesn’t mean anything.” And on tha- “But it’s in the song.” “Yes, but it doesn’t mean anything.” “Then why is it in… Read More


Melaka was a hoot. It’s a very touristy place, in sharp contrast to Ipoh, which was just a back-water town. In Ipoh, my friends dragged me around to all their favorite haunts and tried to pass me off… Read More

Watcha Gonna Do When They Come For You

My neighbor’s son got arrested the other day. I didn’t know what was going on. I was trying to take a dump. (You know… poop.) I had created a nice pleasant environment, one that would encourage the relaxation… Read More