Category: Malaysia
Updated on April 14, 2015
Some Time In Malaysia
A few of my coworkers have been complaining that I haven’t posted any pictures of our trip to Malaysia this year. So, here y’all are. Pics!
Updated on May 8, 2015
This Honky White Boy
I often refer to myself as a “Honky White Boy.” Thus, my ass is, quite understandably, often quipped as my “Honky White Ass.” I attribute my fond embracement of my Honkiness to my father. See, my dad was …
Updated on May 8, 2015
So Much So Much — The Recap
Oy! So much has happened! Of course, it’s been so long, so I guess that’s only to be expected. Ok, so a quick synopsis: I moved to Malaysia. (Actually, all yall should already know this since I was …
Posted on May 12, 2005
Liza
You have not lived until you’ve seen a Malay Liza Minnelli Look-Alike. . Topher
Updated on May 8, 2015
Napkins
It seems that Malaysians are afraid of napkins. Almost every non-western influenced restaurant (which means any place with Good Food) does not provide napkins or tissues with the meal. Perhaps they think that their country will become a …
Updated on May 8, 2015
Malaysian Pizza
You know that jarring stumble that happens when you get to the bottom of the stairs one step sooner than you expected? Yeah, so… There’s this little stall place nearby that makes pizza. It’s a nice looking place …
Updated on May 8, 2015
Melaka
Melaka was a hoot. It’s a very touristy place, in sharp contrast to Ipoh, which was just a back-water town. In Ipoh, my friends dragged me around to all their favorite haunts and tried to pass me off …
Updated on May 8, 2015
Ipoh (Part 3)
We went and crawled around in some caves just outside of Ipoh. As we walked up to the caves, the tour guide guy gestured towards me and said to my companions, “I don’t speak English, so you have …
Updated on May 8, 2015
Ipoh (Part 2) Revisited
It has been mentioned to me that my recent posts have not been as entertaining as my earlier posts. Yeah, I know. I’ll endeavor to imbue a significant amount of condensed entertainment into my future posts… HOWEVER — …
Updated on May 8, 2015
Ipoh (Part 2)
It rained in Ipoh. No, no, no… I mean it RAINED in Ipoh. We were standing there sweating in the heat. It started raining. “Bah!” I said, “It’s just rain. I’ve seen rain.” 15 minutes later the waters …